Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in puddin_r_us' LiveJournal:

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
7:10 pm	I GOT THE PEANUTS BOOO YO WHAT UP HOME SLICES OF PIZZAS! THIS IS PUDDIN SPEAKIN PLEASE REFER TO THE MICROPHONE. THINGS HAVE BEEN CERRRAZEE. WITH WORK AS ALWAYS MY WONDERFUL PADRE BOY TOY SLEEPIN OVER AT RUBYS AND BEING EXPOSED TO BLACK PEOPLE WITH SUBSTANCES! IT HAS BEEN REAL. EVEN THOUGH THAT CRAP HAPPENED AWHILE AGO LIKE...YESTERDAY..I HAVE NEW STUFF I'M SEEING THIS DUDE WITH HAIR THAT I WORK WITH I'M DOWN WITH HE'S COOL I WANT HIS ASS (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, January 9th, 2006
10:48 pm	DONT EAT YOUR OWN POOP Eh i cannot begin! let me see while i'm headed to my work place my sister sends me a weird ass text about how she will pay for it and nicole and laura are up there today? what the hell i say to myself..well to break it down my sister decided to get married in fuckin july 2006 instead of waiting 2years like she said she was going to i want to kill her!! she is sooo dumb!! oh my god!!!! She is now tellin me that i have to go get my bridesmaids dresses b-4 the month is up what the hell!! i dun even wanna be in this wedding this is gay i want nothing to do with her throwing her life away. she is fuckin 20yrs old and she can't take care of herself how can she be marred and start pooopin babies out everywhere! this is soo gay she is gay!! i hate when people think they are in love soo soon so young dun be gay people u dun even know what love is let alone where your vagina is and what it does for a living. stop wth the gay crap oh i love himn he loves me! and u would know this because.....? yeah thats what i thought!! everyone shut up get a life besides kay i love her Current Mood: asdfasdfasdf Current Music: ygallfsukdhfkjsdhlakfjh (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 8th, 2006
10:17 pm	eh eh eh eh eh eh eh snarf eh jhasedsasfsd i am soo stressed the flippn out ragged!! i had way too much look into your future going on today!! i hate it!! college is poop nobody needs it!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHH well since i'm gonna be a cop for kenmore and then retire and become te Mayor of Kenmore i have alot of schooling to do! i love when my mother plans out my life for me it's soo super freakin great. college is poop school is poop weird mechanic boys are poop life is jus poop poop poop. the thing i 'm worried abou most is this stupid public policy project. its so hard and i have to talk to alot of people who actual are important to someone basically they have nice cars that makes me nervous!! i am soo angry this is poop Current Mood: skjhafskdjfhlksjh Current Music: angry music (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 1st, 2006
4:32 pm	SNARF SNARF SNARF NEW YEars rocked my socks next year downtown with horns and obnoxious items more silly string and learn defensive courses on how to protect phylis when she/he is being violated by eye site!!! i'm sorry u had to go through that katherine!! happy new years ..oh its sad this is our last new year in highschool and next year we will all be old with saggy vaginas hahaha jk were gettin soo freakin old! keep it real my bitches!!! as a side note do ot drink with katherine she is an animal with phylis in the process Current Mood: eeeeeeeeeeeee Current Music: bon jovi i lve u bon jovi!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 29th, 2005
10:18 pm	I TOUCH MYSLEF WITH A BANANA PHONE BU BU BU BOOP damn it today was crap..i'm suppose to be sleeping well first take a shower but who really does that anyway. i worked alot today. it was shitty at work this one guy was yelling at me for no reason so i told him to kill himself and let me know how that goes...well he went to the boss and i almost piddled myself but then when my big boss called me he was laughing so its all good. i didnt get out of work until 9:50 b-cuz of the crap i have to do, poop on u paddick all over! tomarra i have to get up bright and earlt something like 6:00am i have to be their its jus like summer all over again...no time for life...katherine i really liked those weinies and i want another ummm and a big mac. anypoo i really like this guy at work but he's alittle weird..i talked to my 1/4 brain laura for 2 hours about this guy and why he could be bad for me. ya see he drinks alot. yes partyin is fun but not when most of the time your face is in a carpet and your cheeks are sinkin into your own vomit..not totatlly keen for me..i get to see him tomarra at work all day so maybe somethin will happen who knows? i say his ex-gf today when i was walkin through and she gave me a dirrty ass look like i wish i ould say she had drt on her face. what am i suppose to do ignore someone i like for some chick that is psyco about this dude no! i am sick of being nice!! Ruby my mexican will be coming and seeing me at work tomarra so i is excited ...maybe she;ll brng me a taco yes rubees!!! anyways katherine we gotta do somethin saturday i refuse to go with my mother.....spot maybe?? let me know ok me go sleep and luggee alll over my piilow good nut Current Mood: u dirrty boy Current Music: banana phone bu bu bu bu boop (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
10:20 pm	GIANT TURD ALL UP IN YOUR JON so i was in an alright mood until i started talkin to katherine not that she did it but we started remembering old times. its sad we lost bitchie monster a long time ago (not too much loss) now we are loosing chelpq! chelpq if u can here me what are u doing! this is our senior year and its already like we graduating and we lost connections? why do u act different? no more fun lets poop on something chelpq and its making me sad now? u dun even bother to call anymore? what the crap jonnie? i know steve is irish but don't u want some fae italain sometimes? Anywho vaca is doing me some sleep saying that i woke up at 1:00pm today and eventually went out for weinies with my righthand man katherine. ummm the weinies...dun tell the vegetarians they'll be pissed i had the longest weinie too ummm i'm still freakin sick and not really gettin better...is it true if you smoke that it slows your immune system? i dunno about smokin except that its bad. i'm being forced to work my ass off this week soo its not really a vacation. i have to work tomarra as usally and friday i have to work bright and early at paddock and then milanos till closing right after...this sucks dick. i'm alittle worried right now b-cuz laura called me and it sounded bad since she said call me back even if its 3am call me back!! so i'm guessing she told jon from work everything that i said about her and that guy with the hair in the marines...i have learned that maybe puddin should stop helping people and keepin her mouche closed. i feel bad that i haven't talked to my sister and her bday was today i figed i would secretly meet up with her for lunch and tell her how much i hate my dad and why chris is gay and i blame her for ever hookin us up way to go sibling way to go. well penis is funny and if you search penis on google i find lots of homos. saturday nite fever had a disapointing ending but if u like bee gees than your jus gay so its good for u to watch. BARBARA ANN i love dearly and do not want to get rid of but eventually will have to i swear if i had money i would fly to L.A. and give the PIMP MY RIDE people my barbara to pimp and then i would keep her forever i love u barbara u and phylis have to get married so hang in there! PMS: have u had your anal leakage today? PPMMSS: do not bye a banana phone they are causing brain tunmors runaway from raff with his banana's!!! run~!! ! Current Mood: snarf Current Music: banana phone bu bu bu bu boop (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 25th, 2005
12:17 am	my dick is huge Damn where do i begin with my freakin life....My one man i would do all night is taken by my arch enemy that i want to destory!!! blah blah blah the people that will read my live journal (all 2 of them) already know the stupid crap story that i had this past week! I'm soo constipated of telling the story. so i'll just leave with this AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. jebus jebsu! jeeeeeebussss!!! if you do not know jebus is jesuses brother (u don't hear about him often) My day was quite eventful. I was at fridays all messed up and crack out with my stoner friends chelpq and steve and we all smoked on the way their and back and almost hit an old women but she was a bitch ..she so had it coming. None of that happened but it sounds like fun. As of this moment i'm at my love kays house and our orgy friend fatty aka sex pot are all oviously having sex duh we always do that. Besides that we were waiting for pizza to come and fatty took her pants of as usual flaunting her juicy ass in and all over the street of louvaine. Soon i puddin will be traveling alone to maryland to see my crazy cousin with pink hair and my crazy fbi uncle. I'm very thrilled for this because my mother is not participating in this event!! Even though this isn't considered a vacation for me going down their and helping unpacking but my mother is not attending this event as i said soo it is freakin yah a vacation. i ate five pieces of pizza and i'm working on cheeszits my sex orgy partners are ingageing in watching the dirrrty movie of beauty and the beast (thats code for sex and more sex.) We have to change the title just in case her mom walks in. Everyone merry christmas have a nice summer and yes fatty and kay we will be freshman next year and will stay freshman next year. i love barbara ann my hermafradite, orgy's do help reduce the risk of breast cancer, and boner is still the hottest old man around. keep it real my bitches and hooe's (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
1:30 pm	babay has no back... today was a sad day in the world of puddin.. i had trhis amazing idea of putting mine and my twin/mother/father/husband/boyfriend/brother's bikes in my trunk of my car and go to the river walk.. this was very sad becasue my trunk is too small i hurt my left boob and it hurt very bad. so no bike ride at riverwalk we will instead get ice cream and walk th eriver walk instead. i miss my chelpq and i is upset with her she disapeared to ottomongowllia and nobody knows why? is it becasue she wants my love soo much she can't even bare to be in the same city as i? maybe but she is gone. kay is hott than ever and always brings um out when shes over at my house. steve i would like to order a lawn chair set with your target discount if you don't do it for me i will kill u ok. i also saw rachel priloa and john clide roller balding and asked if they knew how to get a bike in a trunk? they didn't help. in conclusion everybody is leaving to go to places and i'm stuck with my mother shopping which is ok if it wasn't for her being there. so in conclusion kay is dumping me for her uncle chelpq is gone and mo is going to find herself a tan flordia man, bee is ..who cares hahahaha ...and the people that i dun't care for are all here merry christmas all and have a super bunny i love you and goodnite....puddin (1 Comment |Comment on this)